Not likely, things just keep getting weirder. Even when the FBI raids “my beautiful Mar-A-Lago house,” we have the fascinating spectacle of the fake warmonger, con man and murderer Dick ‘Dr. Doom’ Cheney – who lied us into war using junk intelligence, advocated torture from “rectal rehydration” to waterboarding and “would do it again” – emerging from the dark side to claim the moral high ground in a campaign ad for it. the girl who eviscerate Orange Guy as a liar, loser, coward, and the biggest threat to the republic ever, except maybe to himself. So: Darth Vader throwing down Gollum, Lord Voldemort tearing up Elmer Gantry, Hannibal Lector burning the Joker. Yep, no cognitive dissonance here. “In the 246-year history of our nation, there has never been an individual who is a greater threat to our republic than Donald Trump,” Dick says at the start of a spot about Liz, who is behind in her primary. in Wyoming vs. Harriet ‘Big- Blame Hageman for calling Trump the sociopathic buffoon he is. “He tried to steal the last election using lies and violence to keep himself in power after the voters rejected him. He is a coward. A real man will not lie…He lost his election and lost big .” Oof. Tough.
We think sweet moussaka is meant to look patriotic, adds Cheney. “Liz is fearless…There is nothing more important she will ever do than lead the effort to make sure Donald Trump is never near the Oval Office again.” Now, the puzzle. God loves anyone, even Cheney, working to make sure Donald Trump is never near the Oval Office again. Because, hey, come on. This is the guy who just walked in of this week revelations, adamant that he would like his generals to be more like Hitler’s; there were flunks who gave campaign data to Russian agents; apparently he really flushed the documents in his toilets; it’s still here idiotically talkative; and when the FBI executed a search warrant Monday night, it was hysterically attacked for its low rent Social Truth that “these are dark times for our nation” because Mar-A-Lago is “under siege, raided and occupied” by the FBI in “a weaponization of the Justice System (by) radical leftist Democrats (that) could only happen in broken, third world countries”, also Russia Russia Russia fraud, impeachment fraud and its emails, also antique furniture. So absolutely, remove it by any means necessary and before it’s too late, although it may already be.
Still. As one sage notes, if Satan were to criticize Donald Trump, his approval ratings would rise; now, with dick cheney, we can test that theory. So many Americans—six million at last count—find themselves in the unspeakably hopeless position of agreeing with “this old sack of sin,” the most powerful vice president in U.S. history, and the much-hated, self-aggrandizing war , literally heartless. criminal who with his incessant lies and abuses of power paved the amoral way for Trump and who at the end of his bloody term, only 13% of the country could stand. Today, despite the good-guy white cowboy hat he wears in the ad, many were pained to find themselves agreeing with Darth Cheney. “Hello”, wrote one. “Someone please take me back to my original universe. Thank you.” And: “Wow, a stinging indictment from a legitimate war criminal – this Trump guy must be really bad.” “No. Just, no. Shut up. How dare you?” wrote Charlie Pierce of hypocritical parasites who “turned (us) into a nation that tortured.” The Cheneys and Trumps, he notes, represent comparable evils, a simple choice between “the seditious conspiracy of bear spray and the mob and (that of) the black zone and the waterboard.”
And electrodes, dogs, nudity, interpretations, indefinite detention, “rectal rehydration” for “medical reasons”, aka rape – all in the name of handing over power to an illegally elected president, all carried out by a five times Draft-Dodger’s incessant lies, all making millions on his oil-lust blood. He not only continued to spew lies – WMD forever – he continued to defend them. In 2015, he still claimed that “enhanced interrogation…kept us safe” and denounced Obama for calling it torture. Christopher Hitchens, who volunteered to go waterboarding (briefly): “If waterboarding is not torture, there is no such thing as torture.” “We did the right thing,” Cheney said. “I’d do it again in a minute.” So says the second biggest threat to our republic – first the other hunters – who only tried to overthrow other people’s governments by killing up to a million people. “I’m Dick Cheney,” suggests a patriot to end the Trump ad, “and I should be in jail.” Others: “Now do Bush…Please shut up…1,000,000 Iraqis.” “Hey,” wrote one. connecting for an image of our atrocities. Even Steve Bannon called out. “Dick Cheney is a war criminal,” he wrote accurately. “His demonic seed will be destroyed at the polls.” And today marks the day Nixon resigned. Shakespeare, in Storm: “Hell is empty and all the devils are here.”
